THE NIGHT IS MY HAVEN, MY SANCTUARY; IT CRADLES MY MUSE, MY VIGOR, MY SANGUINITY.
WHEN THEE AFTER DUSK COMETH LOOKING FOR ME, I REFLECT UPON THEE THAT'D COMETH ONTO ME.

The Fellowship

Friday, February 24, 2006

Of funky T's

When i'm in a funk, my t-shirts get funky... No kidding. It works. I get the attention, I get the compliments, and they just are a sure shot anti-depressant. Earlier, I wondered if anybody ever noticed or read what was written or printed on t-shirts... Apparently, they do. Where, you ask ??? Well, sidewalks, hallways, restaurant queues, elevators and temples... That sums up about 95% of all the giggles and stares i've garnered... So, here are my fab-five picks:

1.
I don't suffer from insanity,
I enjoy every minute of it.
This T is a favorite with the foodies... It's gotten me free soda, free Tacos and a free sandwich till date.

2.
A clear conscience
is usually a sign of
a bad memory.
Aunt N's favorite... She'z read it a 100 times, and winked a 100 times... A must pack item when i go to Philly.

3.
EVIL
never looked this good.
I wore it to Birla mandir once... If people could kill with stares, I would be writing this from my grave.

4.
Cartoonish pic of a sperm in shape of a spin vector (Nike's tick).
JUST DID IT
IN SWITZERLAND
It's a classic. The first among it's ilk... A favorite with elevator riders...

5.
Gravity is a myth.
Earth sucks !!!
I think students at BITS came up with this for Oasis, 2002. I don't have this one. It tops my wish list. Wonder where i can get one...

The mood is just right for another one of these...


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wonder how you get these ideas for your blog...very interesting ones that too.

I've enjoyed every one of your posts...keep going.

Fosix said...

hmm... your female fanbase seems to be growing :)) i guess i'm still the only male visitor on your blog ??

Swathi said...

n i luv reading these interesting Tees :)
i liked the lines u wrote about that one 'EVIL... '

n let us know whenever u update ur wardrobe

Anu Russell said...

That was funny...I have a few too...but not be as funny as yours...

Save water drink alcohol
Take me Drunk I am home

As much of a part time tee-totaller that I am my friends seem to give me these kinda tees only!!

Seashells said...

I also sort of like:
Nobody is perfect,
I am nobody.

@ anonymous
C'mon, I ain't that bad. Your admission will not reflect poorly on your taste... :P Shun the veil.

@ fosix
That is not propaganda material... Or is it ??? LOL :D

@ swathi
How is Brussels treating you ? To tell you the truth, i was scared i would get beaten up that day. Will update this post when i update my wardrobe.

@ anu russell
Likewise, i like your T's too... Someday we should do a funny-T parade...

"part time tee-totaller" !!! :))

Neha said...

u get free food cause of this..lol.. sahi hai!!
wearing evil to a temple.. wat do u expect :)
nice lines!

M (tread softly upon) said...

absolutely brilliant ones!

Seashells said...

@ neha
hai na !!! Amazing what half a smile and a lil bit of charm can do... Atleast that's how i like to think of it :) ... That trip to the temple was accidental, not planned...

@ m(tsu)
Hehehe... I luv 'em...

sinusoidally said...

Yesterday at a temple I saw a very pregnant woman sporting a t shirt that read, 'Let me out!'

It was hilarious. I bet you are never going to own that one!

anu said...

i've got one of those tees too... infact the one that talks about insanity.... i absolutely love it... it was bought on one of those impromptu trips to a sale ;D

Seashells said...

@ sinusoidally
LOL... No, i wouldn't want that. :-)) Temple, t-shirt, real big coincidence...

@ anu
finally, something nice to have come off your impromptu shopping sprees...

anu said...

my "impromptu" shoppin trips have resulted in a lot og good stuff.... now how can i help if u have not seen any of the stuff :P

Crouching Tigress said...

The last one is witty.

Seashells said...

@ anu
shopping = bad
impromptu shopping = sin

@ searchinformrmojorising
verily witty.

anu said...

sin or not i love indulging :)