THE NIGHT IS MY HAVEN, MY SANCTUARY; IT CRADLES MY MUSE, MY VIGOR, MY SANGUINITY.
WHEN THEE AFTER DUSK COMETH LOOKING FOR ME, I REFLECT UPON THEE THAT'D COMETH ONTO ME.

The Fellowship

Monday, January 01, 2007

Guy talk...

This is what a round of drinks can do to some very innocent sports talk...

A: What's with KW*. Is the dude going to be back at all this season? Christ.. mono** must be a bitch. It's had him down for months. Weird disease.

B: Mono is terrible. It sucks the life out of you... kind of like marriage. Good thing my girlfriend isn't around !!!

C: Yeah, but Mono isn't fatal. Marriage usually is...

D: Depending on when you contract Marriage, and from whom, marriage can be fatal.

E: Yeah, contracting marriage can, eventually, lead to death. It can also lead to taxes and spam.

F: We're well on our way to a cure in this country. Marriage is terminal less than 50% of the time.

G: Yeah, but unlike chicken pox, you can catch it (marriage) more than once.

H: Some are hoping that the Genome Project takes us to the next level and that scientists are able to wipe out marriage in our time.

I: Marriage is the longest word in the English language... It's a SENTENCE.

LOL. I'll let you guess which one of them i am.

* KW is a hoops athlete.

** Mono refers to mononucleosis, also widely known as "the kissing disease".

2 comments:

Swathi said...

lolz...nice to start the new year with a guffaw(induced by ur write-up,of course) thanks for the wishes and Wish You also a Very Happy 2007.

Isis Panthea said...

And when was this??