This is what a round of drinks can do to some very innocent sports talk...
A: What's with KW*. Is the dude going to be back at all this season? Christ.. mono** must be a bitch. It's had him down for months. Weird disease.
B: Mono is terrible. It sucks the life out of you... kind of like marriage. Good thing my girlfriend isn't around !!!
C: Yeah, but Mono isn't fatal. Marriage usually is...
D: Depending on when you contract Marriage, and from whom, marriage can be fatal.
E: Yeah, contracting marriage can, eventually, lead to death. It can also lead to taxes and spam.
F: We're well on our way to a cure in this country. Marriage is terminal less than 50% of the time.
G: Yeah, but unlike chicken pox, you can catch it (marriage) more than once.
H: Some are hoping that the Genome Project takes us to the next level and that scientists are able to wipe out marriage in our time.
I: Marriage is the longest word in the English language... It's a SENTENCE.
LOL. I'll let you guess which one of them i am.
* KW is a hoops athlete.
** Mono refers to mononucleosis, also widely known as "the kissing disease".
