'tis been around an year to this incident and here is how i recall it. 'twere those days in school a li'l while before my defense when working through the nights was a given... It was 7-ish in the morning, casually dressed in faded denims, a checked white shirt and a grey sweater, i stepped out of my apartment flipping on my new black leather sandals... I was headed to Jack-in-the-box for a quick breakfast. Like i've mentioned before, i went there often because more usually than not, my meals there were either oversized or underpaid... and all for flashing a smile and saying a loud good whatever-part-of-the-day-it-was. Let me just take a second to thank the lady at the counter who apparently "liked my t-shirts"...
Anyway... so on this particular day, there's this group of 3 (a guy n 2 girls) at the counter, standing right in front. All three of them in torn jeans, sweats and pumps...
Girl1: How do i look today ?
Guy: The usual. Good.
Girl1: And my hair ?
Guy: it's the same isn't it ??? "no styling points there..."
Girl1 @ 2: What do u think ?
Girl2: Oh my Goooooood... Did u get those cherry colored highlights ???
Girl1 @ Guy: Seeeee... you don't pay attention... and yada yada yada.. blah blah blah
And i can't stop grinning... The three of 'em fetch their order and move to a table where they continue their high decibel yack. After a few minutes, I fetch my tray and seat my behind on a table right across their table, eager to catch up on their conversation. Much to my surprise, the guy waves his hands to catch my attention.
Guy: How you doin ?
Me: How yooooou doin ?
Guy: Mind if i ask you a question ? These girls here wonder if you're gay !!!
A very discombobulated Me: NO. I'M NOT.
Guy: Just that you look so prim and there's a gay parade today.
Me: I'm headed to no gay parade. I've an exam to take in a while.
Guy: So, dressing well is a feel-good exam thing ?
By this time i've had it and want to end the conversation.
Me: No. I dress natty for a prof of mine who i suppose is gay. Urgh.
And i walk off...
Anyway... so on this particular day, there's this group of 3 (a guy n 2 girls) at the counter, standing right in front. All three of them in torn jeans, sweats and pumps...
Girl1: How do i look today ?
Guy: The usual. Good.
Girl1: And my hair ?
Guy: it's the same isn't it ??? "no styling points there..."
Girl1 @ 2: What do u think ?
Girl2: Oh my Goooooood... Did u get those cherry colored highlights ???
Girl1 @ Guy: Seeeee... you don't pay attention... and yada yada yada.. blah blah blah
And i can't stop grinning... The three of 'em fetch their order and move to a table where they continue their high decibel yack. After a few minutes, I fetch my tray and seat my behind on a table right across their table, eager to catch up on their conversation. Much to my surprise, the guy waves his hands to catch my attention.
Guy: How you doin ?
Me: How yooooou doin ?
Guy: Mind if i ask you a question ? These girls here wonder if you're gay !!!
A very discombobulated Me: NO. I'M NOT.
Guy: Just that you look so prim and there's a gay parade today.
Me: I'm headed to no gay parade. I've an exam to take in a while.
Guy: So, dressing well is a feel-good exam thing ?
By this time i've had it and want to end the conversation.
Me: No. I dress natty for a prof of mine who i suppose is gay. Urgh.
And i walk off...
10 comments:
LOL....wait till I get over this one.
@ m(tsu)
I suppose i just happen to attract weirdos... my past is peppered with such incidents.
@ isis panthea
save some... more to come.
LOL!!
@ perspective inc
Hey. Thanks for checking my page. :)
hahahha!!! very funny blog!!! BTW R u gay?
@ anu russell
Been so long Anu. Where have you been ? Welcome back.
btw, having known some of my history, you shouldn't be asking me that question.
lol!!! I know!!! Been to India...and now trying to beat the common cold so that I can enjoy NY's 2007 with fun!!!
@ anu russell
Should i be expecting any anecdotes from your trip to India ???
Get well soon.
well, i cant help but say 'Truth is stranger than fiction' lolz
@ swathi
As long as it's worth a good laugh... :)
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