THE NIGHT IS MY HAVEN, MY SANCTUARY; IT CRADLES MY MUSE, MY VIGOR, MY SANGUINITY.
WHEN THEE AFTER DUSK COMETH LOOKING FOR ME, I REFLECT UPON THEE THAT'D COMETH ONTO ME.

The Fellowship

Thursday, June 22, 2006

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Future beckons. It does. Every single day, I'm bombarded with emails from the future. Here's proof ^ ^

Look at the date on the far right. The emails are all written in UULFAC. UULFAC stands for Unified Universal Language of Funny Alphanumeric Characters. Apparently, the language will be invented by ME two years from now (June 21, 2008). The omnipotent language will be invented so as to enable people, computers, zombies, gizmos and altoids to speak the same language. Yes, citrus altoids and tangerine sours will also speak the same language. Anywho, according to the emails, i am no longer alive in 2038. The world happens to be in dire straits and help is needed from the most fertile brains that have ever existed, and hence the deluge of emails. So fellas, I'll be gone a while. I'm off to the future and when i'm back, i shall have a lot more answers and a lot more to write about. Mr. Bombastic is on fire, isn't he ? ;) So long then. Behave.

10 comments:

M (tread softly upon) said...

"I'll be gone a while" uh-oh. When will you be back?

Anu Russell said...

lol ;)

Fosix said...

you can run, but you can't hide... :P

Swathi Sambhani aka Chimera said...

tat waz funny...

Neha said...

off to the future.. tak eme along too :-)
when r u gonna b back..

second_wind said...

u cld have a blogsite exclusively written in the new language......u cld start online classes for the same.....ohhhh the possibilities

Trevor Penn said...

@ m(tsu)
It's just dormancy. I'll be back and fully active in a while. Just too much on my plate right now.

@ anu
All the smiles i could ask for :)

@ fosix
Oh yes, i can hide. I'm a master of stealth science. Will start beta testing with your blog.

@ swathi
Thank you. :)

@ neha
sure thing, there's enough room for you. Hop aboard.

Trevor Penn said...

@ second wind
Y'know all cool inventors have gal sidekicks. I'd like to offer you the post ;)

second_wind said...

I wld love to take up that offer :))

Trevor Penn said...

@ second wind
You'd be my very first mentee... Yipee...